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Why go to Wal-Mart when you can go to Hell?

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 Don't get up early. Don't even leave the house. Stay home, eat leftovers, and take advantage of our Black Friday deals. Why go to Wal-Mart when you can go to Hell? He's like the Wal Mart greeter only cooler and slightly less evil. The Hellogy , which is not one but three books in the Hell series in only .99 cents for an E-Book and a super low 10.99 for a paperback. That's three killer books full of hardboiled action, horror, and noir for less than a dollar. That's .33 cents a book. You can't do better than that.  Less than a Buck! Well, unless it's free. Which, since you might not be familiar with the Hell series we are giving away  The first book, The Walking Funeral  all Saturday long so you can get familiar. Read fast, though, because once the weekend is over so is the Hellogy Black Friday deal. Free taste to get you started Speaking of free both the  Captain Cooker  and  Jesus Saves, Satan Invests 2 - What Would Janet Do  E-books are going to cost absol

Be Sure to Vist Our House This Halloween

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Little Sally Soul Snatcher will be there handing out treats.  Slap on a costume, walk on over, ring our bell, and say trick or treat*.  We've got some treats for you. Open up that pillowcase and let us toss some cool stuff inside. Let's start with the free stuff. Rock-N-Noirror 1  - FREE on Halloween. The New and improved  New Mexico Institute of Re-Animation FREE on the day after Halloween. A Night at Swinging Dick's Saloon FREE on Halloween Get yourself a  Free ticket to Hell   The Walking Funeral - Hell Book 1  is free all weekend For those that don't mind spending some money but love a bargain, we've also got some deals going on all weekend.  If you dig your free trip to Hell go ahead and pick up  The Hellogy  which has all three books in the Hell saga go back for less than a buck. There's no place like  Hell  for the Holidays After picking up Rock-N-Noirror 1 for nothing you can finish the collection and get  Rock-N-Noirror 2 - It's so Easy  for .99. It

It's going to be a Rock-N-Noirror Weekend

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Sure a rock and roll weekend is great but have you ever had a  Rock-N-Noirror Weekend? Start with some cool tunes Add some cool books. The tunes are on you but we're going to help with the cool books. To celebrate the release of  Rock-N-Noirror 2 - It's So Easy  a collection of noir and horror written by:  Wolfgang Potterhouse Gabriel Hart Robert Ragan  John Thompson Bodie Myers Bill Baber Hector Duarte, Jr. Scott Cumming Todd Morr and inspired by the band Guns N' Roses we're going to be giving away free e-books of Rock-N-Noirror 1 all-day Friday, August 6. Then on Saturday, you can pick up Rock-N-Noirror's first cousin A Night at Swinging Dicks Saloon for free. But wait, that's not all, Rock-N-Noirror 2 - It's So Easy for a mere .99 all weekend. Yeah, that's a lot of books filled with great stuff by some of the best indie writers around for pretty much nothing. Which should leave you plenty of money for beer. We're also debuting the It's So E

It's so Easy to Fall in Love

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Time to fall in Love   Going to keep it simple. Easy actually. Rock-N-Noirror - It's so Easy - Stories Inspired by the Band Guns and Roses is going to be here July 30th. You can pre-order  it right now  for a mere .99 cents on the kindle or get a hot fresh paperback  delivered to your door for only 5.99. If you're still unsure what to do,  CLICK ON THIS LINK  and all shall be revealed. While you're here enjoy the 'long lost' official video for It's So Easy. Find all of our books  here.

It's so Easy

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We had so much fun the first time we're doing it again. That's right more Rock-N-Noirror.  What is Rock-N-Noirror? It's noir and or horror stories from the low down and sleazy side of rock and roll. You can find out all about it  here . (if you'd like to submit I highly recommend checking it out, plus you'll enjoy it). This time we decided to do one of those 'stories inspired by _______ all the cool indie publishers are doing. It should be easy.  So, we're looking for stories inspired by the most excellent band Guns and Roses, and/or the late 80's early 90's scene they spawned*.  *That's right, LA. Guns stories are in play. The rules as to what that entrails are pretty loose. For legal reasons keep it inspired not plagiarized, meaning no lyric quotes.  Stories need to be between 1k and 10k words. Genre is crime, horror, or sci-fi and any sub-genre of those three. Violence, sex, and bad words are not only acceptable but encouraged (do try to bring

Death Chick 666 - Chapter 1 - What Kind of Name is That?

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  Dylan was so busy fucking Stacy he didn’t hear the power drill come to life behind him. He was thinking how he was going to finish on her tits like he saw in the porn he watched earlier in the day when the spinning bit drove through the back of his head until the brain and blood-covered tip pushed through his right eyeball. Stacy assumed the wet hot sticky fluid splashing over her naked body was a different body fluid. She opened her eyes and saw the spinning drill bit reverse itself back out of Dylan’s eye.  Powertool Paul tossed the dead teenager aside and stepped into view giving Stacy an eyeful of his seven-foot frame. His face was covered in a welder's mask and the sleeves were cut off of his blood-stained flannel shirt so his thick arms covered with the scars were visible. While it just appeared in the low light to be random cuts a closer look showed he had carved a series of ancient runes and symbols into the flesh.  He revved the drill in his left hand and then did the sa

Free Sex, drugs, and Alcohol?

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No, sorry. Sure sex, drugs, and alcohol are great, and I mean really great, but you know who survives Friday the 13th? The kid who reads. Yep, the dude or dudette with their nose in a book never takes a machete to the dome. Because we like you and we can't provide sex, drugs, or alcohol we are giving away some e-books this Friday the 13th and the actual debut of Jason Saturday the 14th (watch the first movie). That's right we are saving your life from some demented invincible psychopath armed with a sharp object (yeah we'd probably pick the sex, drugs, and alcohol too but this is what we've got). So this Friday head on out to everyone's favorite fictional dive bar  Swinging Dick's Saloon  where they're always serving up tall frosty mugs of ice-cold Horror and noir and get in for free. FREE DICKS! We're also going to acknowledge that is Noirvember and throw in some free old school noir with  Captain Cooker . If you dig that one we've got the second Co