Five underrated Bad-Ass Bad Dads
Sure, all these guys had issues but that doesn't mean when it comes to parenting they don't have some good points. So, to celebrate Fathers Day and our free Father's Day Bad-Ass Book giveaway a look at some of our favorite Bad-Ass Bad Dads, including some inspirational parenting quotes from each of them. I'm sure some of you will look at this list and say, no these guys are all just awful but, as usual, you're wrong.
Walter White - Breaking Bad
"I am the one who Knocks."
Con - Murder happy drug dealer. Meth, even if it is blue, is awful for human beings.
Pro - He was really good at this job (murdering Meth cook) and made it to the top of his profession. Getting to the top of any profession is difficult making him an excellent role model. Sure his claims of selflessness were bullshit ("I did it for me") but he did leave them a shit ton of money and that one time he bought Flynn (Walt Junior) a totally bitching muscle car. As cool as your dad might be is he the one who knocks? No, he isn't.
Darth Vader - Star Wars
"If only you knew the power of the dark side."
Con - Evil as fuck, once killed a whole planet. Total deadbeat dad.
Pro - Offered Luke a chance to rule the Galaxy with him as father and son. Sure your dad may have been there while you grew up and he didn't kill a whole fucking planet but he never gave you an opportunity to rule the galaxy.
Rick Sanchez - Rick and Morty
"Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets."
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Con - an alcoholic sociopath.
Pro - total genius who spends a ton of quality time with his grandkids. Not just quality time, but takes them on totally awesome adventures. Also, gets drunk with his adult daughter and treats her loser husband with the respect he deserves (none). Sure your Grandad was/is nicer but did he ever take you to another world to participate in a purge or buy you a sex robot? No, he didn't.
Big Daddy/ Damon McCready - Kick-Ass
"700 miles an hour. So, at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch to the chest."
Con - Turned his daughter into a murderous fouled mouther vigilante in silly clothes and got himself murdered by a mobster when she was barely a teen.
Pro - Single parent who dedicated his life to helping his daughter reach her potential (and revenge). Raised a superhero. Sure your dad never shot you in the chest, but he did he get you a jetpack with twin machine guns? or even a cool butterfly knife? Nope.
Ra's A Gul - The Nolan Batman Trilogy
"You must become more than a man in the mind of your opponent."
Con - Spent most of his time leading the evil League of Shadows and had a strange obsession with destroying a city half a world away for at best questionable reasons. Let his daughter be born in the pit.
Pro - Though he seemed to be pretty much a deadbeat dad (I don't think Talia had a room at the League of Shadows mountain hideout) and he left his family in an underground prison he sure inspired loyalty and dedication. Why would his super hot and super smart daughter buy into his obsession with destroying Gotham when she could literally be doing anything else. Most parents have trouble getting their kids to clean their fucking room and this guy gets his kid to damn near pull off destroying Gotham for no good reason (unlike the room which is a fucking mess). Parents all over the world want to know his secret.
One thing all these guys have in common is they will not pass up taking advantage of the free Fathers Day Bad-Ass Book Giveaway If getting stuff for free isn't your thing all our other books, including this one, this one, this one, and even this one are only a dollar for an E-Book all weekend and always just $6,66 for a paperback.
Walter White - Breaking Bad
"I am the one who Knocks."
Con - Murder happy drug dealer. Meth, even if it is blue, is awful for human beings.
Pro - He was really good at this job (murdering Meth cook) and made it to the top of his profession. Getting to the top of any profession is difficult making him an excellent role model. Sure his claims of selflessness were bullshit ("I did it for me") but he did leave them a shit ton of money and that one time he bought Flynn (Walt Junior) a totally bitching muscle car. As cool as your dad might be is he the one who knocks? No, he isn't.
Darth Vader - Star Wars
"If only you knew the power of the dark side."
Con - Evil as fuck, once killed a whole planet. Total deadbeat dad.
Pro - Offered Luke a chance to rule the Galaxy with him as father and son. Sure your dad may have been there while you grew up and he didn't kill a whole fucking planet but he never gave you an opportunity to rule the galaxy.
Rick Sanchez - Rick and Morty
"Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets."
ranscripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=364&t=22861
Con - an alcoholic sociopath.
Pro - total genius who spends a ton of quality time with his grandkids. Not just quality time, but takes them on totally awesome adventures. Also, gets drunk with his adult daughter and treats her loser husband with the respect he deserves (none). Sure your Grandad was/is nicer but did he ever take you to another world to participate in a purge or buy you a sex robot? No, he didn't.
Big Daddy/ Damon McCready - Kick-Ass
"700 miles an hour. So, at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch to the chest."
Con - Turned his daughter into a murderous fouled mouther vigilante in silly clothes and got himself murdered by a mobster when she was barely a teen.
Pro - Single parent who dedicated his life to helping his daughter reach her potential (and revenge). Raised a superhero. Sure your dad never shot you in the chest, but he did he get you a jetpack with twin machine guns? or even a cool butterfly knife? Nope.
Ra's A Gul - The Nolan Batman Trilogy
"You must become more than a man in the mind of your opponent."
Con - Spent most of his time leading the evil League of Shadows and had a strange obsession with destroying a city half a world away for at best questionable reasons. Let his daughter be born in the pit.
Pro - Though he seemed to be pretty much a deadbeat dad (I don't think Talia had a room at the League of Shadows mountain hideout) and he left his family in an underground prison he sure inspired loyalty and dedication. Why would his super hot and super smart daughter buy into his obsession with destroying Gotham when she could literally be doing anything else. Most parents have trouble getting their kids to clean their fucking room and this guy gets his kid to damn near pull off destroying Gotham for no good reason (unlike the room which is a fucking mess). Parents all over the world want to know his secret.
One thing all these guys have in common is they will not pass up taking advantage of the free Fathers Day Bad-Ass Book Giveaway If getting stuff for free isn't your thing all our other books, including this one, this one, this one, and even this one are only a dollar for an E-Book all weekend and always just $6,66 for a paperback.
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