Free Sex, drugs, and Alcohol?




No, sorry.

Sure sex, drugs, and alcohol are great, and I mean really great, but you know who survives Friday the 13th?

The kid who reads. Yep, the dude or dudette with their nose in a book never takes a machete to the dome.

Because we like you and we can't provide sex, drugs, or alcohol we are giving away some e-books this Friday the 13th and the actual debut of Jason Saturday the 14th (watch the first movie). That's right we are saving your life from some demented invincible psychopath armed with a sharp object (yeah we'd probably pick the sex, drugs, and alcohol too but this is what we've got).

So this Friday head on out to everyone's favorite fictional dive bar Swinging Dick's Saloon where they're always serving up tall frosty mugs of ice-cold Horror and noir and get in for free.



We're also going to acknowledge that is Noirvember and throw in some free old school noir with Captain Cooker. If you dig that one we've got the second Cooke novel (don't call them books) Best Laid Plans of Idiots and Fuck-ups for only a dollar.





Speaking of damn near free The Hellogy, which has the first three Hell novels in one place is going to be less than a buck for an ebook through the weekend and W.W.J.D. Jesus Saves, Satan Invests 2 is also still less than a buck.




That ought to be more than enough but we're also planning to debut our new serial which you can read right here on this blog entitled Death Chick 666. Yep, it'll be free.



You're welcome.



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